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Pizza Rolls

19681960s
Pizza Rolls is 38 years older than you

It's from 1968, before you were born.

Maker
Totino's (General Mills)
Type
Frozen pizza snack
Debuted
1968 (Totino's, popular by 2000s)
Note
molten-hot filling

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About

As of 2026, it's 58 years old.

Pizza rolls are bite-sized pockets of pizza filling whose single defining trait is that the inside comes out hot enough to weld metal. Everyone knows this. Everyone bites in too early anyway. The burned tongue is practically part of the recipe.

A Totino's freezer staple, they became the official fuel of after-school, late-night, and gaming sessions — a snack you eat by the dangerous, molten dozen.

Crispy, cheesy, and a genuine oral-burn hazard, the pizza roll is the teenage rite of passage you never fully learn from.

Pizza Rolls through the years

1968
1968

Created by Jeno Paulucci

Bite-sized pockets of pizza filling in crispy dough.

1993
1993

The Totino's era

Under Totino's, pizza rolls become a teen and late-night staple.

You were born — 2006